Stolen from key-of-ice <3.

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you (or more, if you feel like it)

1) Your name?

Elizabeth
-Hebrew for, My God is my Oath
Mr. Bingley: But her sister Elizabeth is very agreeable.

Mr. Darcy: Barely tolerable, I dare say. But not handsome enough to tempt me. You'd better return to your partner and enjoy her smiles. You're wasting your time with me.

Charlotte Lucas: Count your blessings Lizzie. If he liked you, you'd have to talk to him.

Elizabeth Bennet: Precisely. As it is I wouldn't dance with him for all of Darbyshire, let alone the miserable half

2) Your age?

19

To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower."

"The whole fucking world has gone 19."

3) A friend?

Lynn <3s
One being with complete and utter intelligence, modesty, beauty, and self worth!
A beautiful woman Lynn walks into the room.
Noun: A woman to be loved, and treasured! Someone that brings total bliss to your life! A very honest, loyal, and trustworthy person!
Verb: A woman who sets your mind on fire! Someone that blows your mind!
It wasn't till I had a Lynn in my life that it gave true meaning!
Till I met Lynn, I was bored and unhappy!

4)What should you be doing?

Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.


5)Favorite color?

Forest Green

yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'

6) Birthplace?

Orlando

The most modern and progressive city in Florida. Orlando is not just Disney World, Sea World, Universal, and the other tourist destinations. Orlando, or greater Central Florida, is a rappidly expanding commerce center attracting large regional banking centers, high tech industry, is the second largest convention destination in the nation, and large insurance district. Central Florida is made up of Orange, Seminole, Osceola, Lake, Polk, and Volusia counties. It is the wealthiest and most thriving area in all of Florida, predicted to become the next LA, without the blight and slums. Central Florida encompasses a circular area having a 40 mile radius. It is home to the University of Central Florida, poised to become the State's largest University in the next five years. There are two law schools, and soon to be a full medical school in Orlando. Unemployment is the lowest in the nation, at less than 2%. The Downtown area has focused on creating a large residential city center, which is attracting many more young professionals to this area.
progressive, wealthy, females, women, beautiful, Orlando, Winter Park, Lakes, outdoors, professional, clean, community

7) Month of your birth?

April

a female of wise words. Often regarded as a "panda" person. These types of females are very energetic and friendly, and when you see these types of girls down, you feel down too.
hey, dont feel so down. Thats not very april of you.

8) Last person you talked to?

Mom


The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Where would you be without your mom?


9)Your nickname?

Lizzi

Someone who normally carries around condoms in hope for sex, usually a corner whore and cheats on his/her boyfriend. Also known as "Lizard."

Lizzi is also known as "Sleazy."
man: Yo where da fucks ma money?
man2: yo, i don't gotcho money but i can give you sommin else
man: yahh, like what?
man2: I found dis sick chick on the streets, lizzi
man: iigh man if she aint good im cappin' her ass
man2: she don't have one cause she's ana, but take her